'Huge, Quiet, Black Triangles in the Sky
with Lots of Fast Moving Flashing Lights.. UFO Religion
or, Was Jesus Abducted By Space Aliens In UFOs?'

Every time to the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, something 'new' & 'exciting' always happens. This last time was too good to keep to myself, so here: she shared with me a really wild dream. I asked her if it was ok to publish on www.cannabisoglalas.com and she said 'just fine'. So here is this little ditty.. After miles of bumpy roads and small talk, my full-blood Indian friend said she had this dream here on the Res that Jesus was an UFO abductee. She said in her dream it was explained that many years ago the UFO people made a choice to help humanity, and then after that these Space Aliens snatched Jesus (and many others) off in their ships and made a clone(s), and that what they brought back was that clone. She said that the clone was the one that made all the ruckus cause the Space Aliens told him what was going on and made him really feisty and pissed off about the primitive level of development and slavery and (upcoming) militarization of outer space imposed upon all of humanity, that he got all crucified after knocking down the money snatcher's tables fighting the machine. I know that my friend is in the Native American Church, and that she is no Christian. Nonetheless, she proudly told me that the Shroud of Turin was made from industrial hemp just like what the Indians have here on the Res. She said that the UFO people were still up there making crop circles, watching and praying, but that they were intimidated by our very primitive level of development, the abject retardation of (retarded) conservatism, and couldn't interact with us directly. She said that the original Jesus is still up there too, on ice, someplace around Jupiter, like a role model. Said that clones could be adapted but the original was always gonna be kept on ice, and that none of the power structures on the planet wanted UFO info to come to light. Especially energy info. That everybody on this planet was suppost to become an obedient slave dependent upon the machine was her point. We were to show complete obedience, complacence, docility, and be kept happy and stupid. Do what they tell you, and always be dependent. Told me that it was the power of the answer that unshakeled us, that the Indians needed to be free to keep the prayers alive and that industrial hemp was vitally important on the Res for that function because the Indians had no more bison (buffalo), that the bison had been put down to make Indians fully dependent upon the machine. But, she said, there was a glitch in the matrix and that it was the Indian's prayers, hard work and their interactions with the UFO people and hemp that made it harder for the machine to put them down. UFO people? She told me the Space Aliens used to commune with yetis that herded Mammoths but that they were too projectile emotionally and dwindled away, now basically gone, longing for the 'old days'. She said it was hard for the Christ-clone to explain 'progress', this, all to the savages, Romans and such, that were about him, but that he tried to anyway and got raped by the system. Crucified. Par for the course, actually. How in god's name to describe this; i know, we'll be blunt.

My friend said that the powers-that-be wanted to keep our population dependent upon nonrenewable petroleum and violence. That the Indians, because of the strength of their prayers, were awkward for the enslavement machine to just kill off. But that that didn't keep it from still trying to always put the Indians down (genocide). The UFO people, she called them, had an easy way to make infinate energy that was clean, and that threatened the wacetu power structure that depended upon lies and slavery based upon petroleum and endless war, and that they loved Indians. But, because the UFO people had forseen the militarization of space, she said that this was a chance to stand down the quest for space weapons. She said that if humans don't stop trying to militarize space, the UFO people will let the planet become sterilized. Said that the UFO people were trying to re-establish the sacred hoop of the tree of life on this planet that had been lost, but that there was massive resistance from those who would destroy the earth. She said we actually had the technology to go to all the stars about us, but that the gov was supressing its use. She said that psylocybin mushrooms were part of the inter-galactic telephone system, that the UFO people were huge, galactic and loved us 'like part of the family', but to them we were sort of 'a batshitcrazy mad aunt', and that they were very sad about what was happening on the planet. Said that hemp like Cannabis oglalas could help us all demilitarize, and that hemp could help space from becoming militarized, and that we needed to beware of lies, false gifts, but not to give up because there was still good here and out there. Said that soon we would see more disclosure information regarding UFOs, and that we should not let anyone think that the UFO people mean us any harm whatsoever. Quite to the contrary she said that the UFO people view us as one very beautiful 'slime' climbing out of our oceans and the fact that we were doing all this on our own, learning to stand, mature, see and be in love, get through growing pains on our own 'feet' made the UFO people very excited about our inclusion with them in the sacred hoop, hopeful even that we're part of the one big tribe, so to speak, but not if we here on Earth kept wanting to keep blowing things up, doing destruction to ourselves and the planet. She said that we had to stand down space militarization right away, that we had to do this to be able to connect with the big sacred hoop, or that we would be extinguished if by nothing else by our own hand. Said that the UFO people loved the Indians for their prayers brought about a commonality that she called 'UFO religion'. Based on prayer she said that it was like the Native American Church but Galactic. Told me they were trying to tell us tech stuff and UFO religion with cropcircles. What to say, bring back the Mammoth? Bring back the Bison? Push on hemp? I am not comfortable with the thought of alien abductions.

She said the UFO people weren't really so different from us and that they enjoyed common art and science, wanted to share their (UFO) religion, and that they liked things like Rage Against The Machine. She said they told her that we could change the course of history, that we were way more powerful spiritually that we had be led to believe!!!!, and lots of other non-mainstream stuff didn't know how to respond to, and not sure if any of it is fit to print. And then, during a quiet moment I wrote it all down and drove back home; no flat tires this time thinking about industrial hemp & Native Americans & UFOs. We'll probably never know about Jesus; i know that he blessed us with his future, but who would have guessed that Cannabis oglalas would be so directly noticed by UFO people as channeled by Indian(s) at Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in their dreams? Anybody else have dreams like these, write them down and send them to us and if appropriate we'll publish them here at www.cannabisoglalas.com on Saucer News.


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